Joke of the day

Don’t you think Akpors was very smart this time?

Akpors met a new girl and took her home. The next morning he dropped the new girl off. Later in the day his regular girlfriend caught up with him:

GIRLFRIEND: Can I ask you a question? AKPORS: Shoot GIRLFRIEND: Who was that? AKPORS: (He had been on the phone earlier so he said) My brother GIRLFRIEND: In your car I mean AKPORS: (He looks outside at his car in the office parking lot) Sorry the car has been parked for the past 2 hours. There’s no one in… GIRLFRIEND: (Rudely cuts him off) I mean THIS MORNING…wearing the blue, patterned dress AKPORS: (Now confused, and thinking regular girl has gone potty) Wearing blue dress? My car wearing a dress? GIRLFRIEND: (Now Angry) Stop the pretense ok? Who was that girl in your car this morning wearing a blue, patterned dress? AKPORS: (All coming together now) Oh, so you meant to ask “Who was that girl in your car this morning wearing a blue, patterned dress?” Why didn’t you just say so in the first place? GIRLFRIEND: (Now ready to slap the idiot) Answer the damn question!!! AKPORS: (Confused again) Which of the questions please? You’ve asked 4 already. GIRLFRIEND: (BP high…remained silent…..10 seconds passed…ugly noises from her throat) AKPORS: (Having bought time and composed his thoughts) Oh. Lol…That was one of my mum’s mannequins…was taking it to her shop…she left her, I mean it, at home GIRLFRIEND: (Incredulous) I don’t believe you. You’re lying. AKPORS: (pretending to be hurt) Baby pleeeeeease! How can you even say that? GIRLFRIEND: (Backtracking slightly) Are you sure? I thought I saw… AKPORS: (Cuts her off expertly) Eiiiii this my girl…hahahaha…you’re too jealous oo” GIRLFRIEND: (Now a little ‘sober’) So you’re not cheating on me? AKPORS: (Now on the roll) I’ll NEVER cheat on you Baby. I love you only. Forever GIRLFRIEND: (Convinced) Sorry Baby…you know I love you too. Please don’t break my heart ok? Please…I’ll die if you do. AKPORS: I swear to you I’ll never ever break your heart. Ok…boss calling…TTYL GIRLFRIEND: Ok Boo…later. Akpors quickly WhatsApps new girl: AKPORS: Hey Baby…listen, tomorrow I have to take a mannequin to my mum’s shop…can we reschedule for day after? ONE WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?