Akpors is such a mad man

Akpors was seen in a bad mood by his friend Tayo. The following conversation ensued;

TAYO: What’s wrong?

AKPORS: “I kept my phone on the table as I was eating in Mama Sikiratu’s restaurant. The pure water I was drinking poured on my phone…..

TAYO: “Was the water plenty?”

AKPORS: “No, it was small o!.” he replied.

TAYO: “Then what happened?”.

AKPORS: “I then put it inside the ehnn, that thing that they use to warm food (Microwave) and before I knew what was happening, the phone had melted.

Tayo’s eyes are red now from the hot slap Akpors gave him for laughing at him!!!